Women bit by rat while on toilet
This story was to priceless not to post. An unlucky British women was bit on the leg as she sat on the toilet, apparently oblivious to the 9 inch large beast inside. Unfortunately, she says she now lives in fear of more rats attacking in retaliation of after she drowned the first. She even uses a bucket instead of the toilet while she waits two weeks for the free exterminators…..
Best line: “You don’t expect to sit down to spend a penny and be bitten by a rat.”
I will now be referring to all of my bowel movements as spending a penny. It must be some cute British euphemism.