Jack Kevorkian, AKA Dr. Death, is running for the House as an independent in Michigan. Less than a year ago, he was released from prison after serving 8 years for second degree murder in the assisted suicide of one of his “patients”. He is still on parole.
He opposes the Iraq war, and supports legalizing marijuana.
Can you imagine the campaign slogans?
“Kevorkian ‘08- Vote for me, or else”
“Kevorkian ‘08- No new taxes- the only thing that’s certain now is death.”
This video speaks for itself.
The 15 dumbest quotes from our President:
15. “Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called “walking.”
14. “It’s clearly a budget. It’s got a lot of numbers in it.”
13. “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.”
12.”It is white.” —after being asked by a child in Britain what the White House was like
11. “The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway.” —explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy
10. “I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.”
9. “I’m hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.”
8. “I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.” —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002
7. “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.”
6. “I think anybody who doesn’t think I’m smart enough to handle the job is underestimating.”
5. “My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we’re going to run out of debt to retire.”- Would this be the plan to wage a nearly trillion dollar war in Iraq?
4. “I’m also not very analytical. You know I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about myself, about why I do things.”
3. “My answer is bring them on.” —on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces
2. “The legislature’s job is to write law. It’s the executive branch’s job to interpret law.” Actually, Mr. President, that’d be the judicial branch.
1. “Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed.” —speaking underneath a “Mission Accomplished” banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003
This story was to priceless not to post. An unlucky British women was bit on the leg as she sat on the toilet, apparently oblivious to the 9 inch large beast inside. Unfortunately, she says she now lives in fear of more rats attacking in retaliation of after she drowned the first. She even uses a bucket instead of the toilet while she waits two weeks for the free exterminators…..
Best line: “You don’t expect to sit down to spend a penny and be bitten by a rat.”
I will now be referring to all of my bowel movements as spending a penny. It must be some cute British euphemism.
